Not One, But Three Bad Break-Ups
May 30, 2006
ORIGINAL ARTICLE: May 30, 2006 17:39 PM
In Her Own Words:
My first bad break-up was when my boyfriend informed me that a woman, who happened to be a contessa, was moving in with him and he was going to marry her because she was pregnant with his quadrouplets. Turned out she was a con artist and on the pill.
The second convoluted break-up was when I was an undergrad attending a small college and fell for a grad student who was in the same department of study as myself. After four months of dating, and on the day I was supposed to drive up to meet him at his family’s farm, and a day after I had beeb broad sided in a car accident, I got a note from him saying that someone he had been dating nearly the whole time had just moved in with him. They were married a month later. That woman turned out to a)be in possession of a bottom wide enought to serve a complete dinner for three on and b)the secretary to the college president. Between him (he became best buddies with the dean and my advisor) and her they were able to "lose" my academic files and prevented me from getting my degree, even though I had completed all the work.
The third horrible break-up was when I found out that the man I was dating (also my boss)was living with his wife - and not seperated, by actually going to her house. We ended up all having a four hour cathartic, eye-opening talk, which is the moment I believe I finally became a woman. I of course then immediately also lost my job, which was the last time I had a decent stable income. And that was several years ago.
Really bad break-ups (and bad choices in men) have lots of consequences.
-- Out Of Steam
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