‘Clueless’ Turns 20: Our Favorite 20 Quotes

Ready to feel old? “Clueless” turns 20 this weekend – “as if!”

It’s been 20 years since the world got to know Cher & Dionne in the Amy Heckerling-directed cinematic classic.

Access Hollywood looks back on 20 of our favorite lines from the 1995 movies starring Alicia Silverstone, Stacey Dash, Brittany Murphy, Paul Rudd and Donald Faison.

The cast of 1995’s ‘Clueless’ (Paramount)

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Cher on keeping her virginity: “You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.”

Cher on beauty: “She’s a full-on Monet… Its’s like a painting, see? From far away, it’s OK, but up close, it’s a big old mess.”

Cher on the perils of dating in high school: “Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.”

WATCH: Alicia Silverstone Recalls Working With Jeremy Sisto On ‘Clueless’

Cher on why she doesn’t need to learn how to park: “What’s the point? Everywhere you go has valet.”

Cher’s approach to stop signs: “I totally paused.”

Cher on her and Dionne’s names: “Dionne and I were both named after famous singers of the past, who now do infomercials.”

WATCH: Jeremy Sisto Talks ‘Clueless’ Reunion With Alicia Silverstone On ‘Suburgatory’

Cher having a womanly moment: “Mr. Hall, I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies’.”

Cher on what she accomplished at school: “I broke in my purple clogs.”

Christian on knowing just what to say to a woman: “Nice stems.”

Alicia Silverstone and Stacey Dash in ‘Clueless’ (Paramount)

Amber on safety: “Miss Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn’t want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.”

WATCH: Donald Faison Dishes On Clueless Reunion With Stacey Dash & Zach Braff’s Cameo

Cher questions her future with Christian: “He does dress better than I do. What would I bring to the relationship?”

Murray using his gaydar about Christian: “He’s a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I’m saying?”

Cher on the importance of being active: “Miss Stoeger, I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for 40 minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I’ve worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum.”

Cher on stress-eating: “I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, three pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, five peanut butter M&M’s and like three pieces of licorice.”

Cher on architecture: “Isn’t my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.”

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Cher remembers her late mother: “Wasn’t my mom a total Betty? She died when I was young. A freak accident during a routine liposuction.”

Cher on Josh’s good looks: “OK, so he is kind of a Baldwin.”

Cher on if she’ll marry her stepbrother Josh: “As if! I am only 16, and this is California, not Kentucky.”

Dionne on animal rights: “Well at least I wouldn’t skin a collie to make my backpack.”

Cher on how to deal with an aggressive guy: “Ew! Get off of me. As if!”

— Jesse Spero

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