Jamie Dornan Tucked His Junk Away Like ‘Grapes’ For ‘Fifty Shades’

Well, we know there won’t be any of Jamie Dornan’s “todger” shown in “Fifty Shades of Grey,” but now we know where it was hiding.

In a new interview with British GQ, the hunky actor explained where his junk was kept while filming steamy sexy scenes with co-star Dakota Johnson (you’re welcome).

“Your dignity is intact as much as it’s all tucked away in a little flesh-colored bag,” Jamie told the mag. “As a guy you put all your essentials in a little bag and you tie it up like a little bag of grapes and it’s tucked away.

“It’s quite a peculiar thing to do every day,” he added.

The 32-year-old Irish star did some in-depth research to pull off the role of BDSM-loving billionaire Christian Grey and said he has “seen the reality very closely” – and it’s not all that exciting.

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“I can tell you from an alarmingly first-hand perspective it’s not altogether sex,” he told the mag. “But I’ve been in a dungeon with a lukewarm beer while a dominant has had some fun with his submissive and it was very playful and jovial and not at all dark and serious. There was a lot of laughter.”

As for his personal feelings toward S&M, Jamie said he doesn’t find it to be a big deal.

“I’m an extremely liberal person, I don’t give a f**k. If people are into that they’re into that,” he said. “By the way, if people make such a hoo-hah about the violence against women aspect of it, it’s far more common for men to be the submissive. And it’s consensual! There’s weirder s**t than that.”

Adding, “I think plane spotting is far weirder than S&M. That I really don’t get. I can understand why people are into S&M, but standing outside Heathrow Terminal 5 waiting for Ryanair to come in?”

See Jamie’s todger-less performance when “Fifty Shades of Grey” hits theaters on February 13.

— Erin O’Sullivan