Justin Bieber’s Roasters Revealed & Ranked!

Justin Bieber – are you sure you want to go through with this Roast?

Comedy Central announced the names of celebrities and comedians who will be skewering the headline-making pop star and it’s on!

AccessHollywood.com ranks the roasters based on how hard they’ll go after Bieber (on a scale of 1 egg to 5 eggs, with 5 eggs being a full-on comedic pelting):

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Snoop Dogg

Since the rapper is a fellow music artist, we’re thinking he may go easy on the pop star. Prediction: 2 eggs

Ludacris

the rapper/actor will probably go harder on the Biebs than Snoop, but still lighter than the comedians on the dais. Prediction: 3 eggs

Shaquille O’Neal 

Does Shaq ever do anything small? Prediction: 5 eggs

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Martha Stewart

She might be a lifestyle guru, but we’re hoping Martha unleashes and possibly steals the show. Prediction: 4-5 eggs

Hannibal Buress

the comedian will deliver, but maybe not a full-on pelting, but plenty good jokes at the singer’s expense. Prediction: 4 eggs

Chris D’Elia

Based on the comedian’s roast of the Biebs at The Laugh Factory in 2013 (which wasn’t all that harsh) we can’t see it getting too intense. Prediction: 3 eggs

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Natasha Leggero

If the comedian’s past Roast appearances are any indication, expect plenty of inappropriate (possible Canada-bashing) jokes. Prediction: 4-5 eggs

Jeffrey Ross

This Roast staple will not hold back on the Biebs – or anyone else on the dais – you’ve all been warned! Prediction: 5 eggs

Following the Roast lineup announcement, Justin took to Twitter with a slew of posts asking (and sorta begging) Seth Rogen to join the lineup.

@ComedyCentral @KevinHart4real that’s cool. But someone is missing. Don’t fail me now @Sethrogen!!! #whereisseth

— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) March 5, 2015

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“Roast of Justin Bieber” will air Monday, March 30 on Comedy Central.

— Jesse Spero