ROLL CALL: Alyssa Milano To Host Project Runway All Stars

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Alyssa Is In: Actress/designer Alyssa Milano is adding host to her resume. The actress, who also has the clothing and jewelry line Touch by Alyssa Milano, will host the upcoming season of Lifetime’s “Project Runway All Stars,” The Wrap reported. The actress, who is also starring in this summer’s “Mistresses” on ABC, will replace Carolyn Murphy on Season 3, who previously replaced Season 1 host Angela Lindvall. Past designers looking for a second chance at glory on the catwalk have yet to be announced. Production begins this month, will a fall debut planned.

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We See London, We See (Paris) France!: Thank you to Paris Hilton for keeping it old school (we feel like it’s 2005 with news like this!) with a wardrobe malfunction – but at least she’s wearing something down south this time!

Joe Simpson Still Has Love For Nick Lachey: Nick Lachey poked fun at former father-in-law Joe Simpson last month when he told “Watch What Happens Live’s” Andy Cohen that the best part of no longer being in the Simpson family was not having “to play grab a** under the table on Easter Sunday.” But Jess’ dad is not miffed by the joke. “I love Nick, I love Nick and I think he was a good husband to my daughter…I’d still have a beer with him today,” he told TMZ. And Joe’s date, an young unidentified woman, chimed in Nick’s slam, saying, “Obviously, he’s wrong.”

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Karl Lagerfeld Wants To Do… What?: Fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld is making headlines for something other than his new line or insulting curvy stars (remember when he said Adele was “a little too fat”?) According to Britain’s The Independent, the designer spoke to CNN’s “Fashion Week: Backstage Pass,” where he dished on his extreme affection for his white Siamese cat, Choupette. “There is no marriage, yet, for human beings and animals… I never thought that I would fall in love like this with a cat,” he allegedly said. He was also asked if Choupette (who has 27,000 followers on Twitter) has numerous maids and is flown by a private jet. “Yes. Why not?” he said. Somewhere Adele is having a good laugh!

— Jesse Spero