ROLL CALL: Audrina Patridge Returns To Reality TV In ‘Audrina’

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Audrina’s Roots Are Showing!: Apparently, there is life after “The Hills,” at least for Audrina Patridge. The first promo from her new VH1 reality show, “Audrina,” has debuted on People, and in it, the Hollywood girl is returning to her Orange County. Calif. roots, which also features her family. According to VH1’s Jeff Olde (Executive Vice President of Original Programming and Production) the brunette beauty’s new series will cut the reality crap. “This is the story of a young woman with dreams, goals and ambitions all put through the no-BS filter of her family,” he said in a statement to People. Check out the “Audrina” promo, HERE! Access Hollywood will have the first look at footage from “Audrina” in the coming weeks – check back soon!

Tina Fey Wants Clinton!: Is former President Bill Clinton heading to “30 Rock?” According the New York Post’s Page Six, Tina Fey has Clinton on her guest star wish list and was hoping to land the former Commander-In-Chief for “30 Rock’s” 100th episode, which is scheduled to air on April 20. “They hoped he would appear next week to shoot the episode,” a source told the paper. “They included him on the call list, but it didn’t happen.” A rep for Clinton said, “The request was made and immediately denied without asking him.” Despite no Clinton, Liz Lemon-heads have something to cheer about… Regis Philbin and (recurring star) Sherri Shepherd are reportedly possible guests for the 100th episode.

Kelsey & Katye Sitting In A Tree!: Not to be all Team Camille about this, but Kelsey Grammer and Kayte Walsh’s constant public displays of affections have got to stop! Check out the duo sucking face while on the streets of New York City on Thursday, HERE!

Snooki Sounds Off!: “Jersey Shore’s” Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is finally answering some of life’s most important questions, like, “bronzer or hairspray?,” “thong or commando?,” “smush or sleep?,” pizza or pickles?” and our personal favorite… “Brazilian or bare?” – which had to first be explained to the reality star. Check out all of Snooki’s answers in Us Weekly’s “This Or That” feature, HERE!