ROLL CALL: Bethenny Frankel Vs. Bristol Palin!

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Skinnygirl Vs. Teen Mom!: Is “Bethenny Getting Married?” and “Real Housewives of New York” star Bethenny Frankel feeling a little threatened by the idea of a new mom about to get married moving on to her reality block? Bethenny let loose when asked about the reports Bristol Palin and fiancee Levi Johnston were shopping around a reality show, telling E! Online’s Marc Malkin, “If it was her mom getting married or remarried it would be interesting… If it was Sarah [who] was raising the baby, maybe. But what’s the deal with the two of them? I don’t know what they are and I don’t even know who they are…I don’t get it. And it would be too awkward to watch them in something [in] LA because they don’t belong there.” No word who made Bethenny the gatekeeper of Los Angeles and the sheriff of reality TV programming, but we’re still hoping a Bristol/Levi show indeed does see the light of day!

Too Many Reality Folks In Alaska!: The Gosselins have surfaced in Palin county. According to Radar Online, Kate and her gaggle of kids showed up in Alaska shooting scenes for “Kate Plus 8.” The reality family was reportedly spotted shopping at a local collectibles store, famous for local Alaska art and souvenirs – including treasures like antlers and carvings of whales and walruses. Hey Bethenny, do the Gosselins belong in Alaska?

Katie’s Scowl Is Back: Katie Holmes was spotted on the set of her upcoming History Channel miniseries “The Kennedys” on Wednesday in Toronto, Canada, sporting her trademark stoic stare that we’re never happy to see. Come on Katie, we know that smile’s in there somewhere!

Rihanna Sends In The Clowns!: Rihanna showed off a new look on Wednesday night in LA following her “Last Girl On Earth” tour at the Staples Center. Circus chic has never looked so fierce – and we’ve never wanted a handful of jellybeans more! See RiRi’s polka dot look HERE!