Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans
Dave Grohl To Shelley Duvall: Play Me!: Hmmm, who should play Dave Grohl in the proposed Kurt Cobain biopic…Dave any casting ideas? “I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m crossing my fingers that Shelley Duvall plays me…. Shelley Duvall in ‘The Shining,’ that is my face, you cannot get any closer than that,” the former Nirvana drummer and Foo Fighters frontman joked recently joked with People. “I am probably the least manly dude that you have ever met in your life, so why not have Shelley Duvall play me?” And Dave already has some makeup tips for Shelley to pull it off. “Put a beard on her, " he added. “Cate Blanchett did it in the Dylan movie!” We smell the second coming of Shelley and a 2011 Oscar!
Matt Damon Hates His New Stache!: Did you notice that Matt Damon is sporting a new creppy moustache? As it turns out, the actor is not a fan of his new facial hair. “This is for my new movie with the Coen Brothers. We’re redoing ‘True Grit.’ I’ll show it to them this week. If they like it, fine. If not, I’ll try again,” Matt told The New York Post’s Cindy Adam. “I actually hate the thing.” Join the club Matt!
The Jonas Brothers Enlist!: Oh how cute, the Jonas Brothers are playing “Hurt Locker.” We can’t wait to see pictures of them recreating “Avatar” and “The Blind Side.”
Whitney Cracks Down Under: It appears Whitney Houston’s bad Australian reviews of her string of recent concerts has apparently taken its toll on the diva – Whit showed up at an airport in Sydney not looking her best – we’re still trying to figure out what exactly was in her hair!