ROLL CALL: Former Batman Give Ben Affleck His Bat Blessing

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Passing The Bat-ton: Most of the Internet and world lost it when Ben Affleck was announced as the new Batman in the upcoming “Man of Steel” sequel, but a former Dark Knight is giving BatFleck his stamp of approval. “He’s gonna be great… he’s gonna be good,” Michel Keaton, who played the Caped Crusader in two movies, told TMZ, when asked about Ben’s casting. Now, we just need to hear from Val Kilmer, George Clooney and Christian Bale on the matter.

Adam Levine Gives Us His Best ‘Porn’ Look: Adam Levine left little to the imagination in a photo posted by fiancee Behati Prinsloo on Instagram. “70′s porn called. It wants it’s vibe back. Immediately,” Adam’s 24-year-old model fiancée wrote. See Adam in nothing but his underwear!

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Paris’ New Job: Many scoffed when they heard Paris Hilton was starting a new career as a DJ, but it appears the heiress is having the last laugh. According to TMZ, Paris had landed her first major DJ gig at Amnesia nightclub in Ibiza, Spain. The crowds reportedly love Paris in the DJ booth. “The number of people attending kept on growing and the positive word of mouth in Ibiza was just phenomenal,” the club’s owner told TMZ. The former reality star has played to packed houses at the club’s “Foam & Diamonds” parties.

“Teen Mom” Goes From Porn To Soaps?: Despite reports that former “Teen Mom” star Farrah Abraham (who also made a sex tape with Lindsay Lohan’s “The Canyons” co-star James Deen) is continuing her acting career on NBC’s “Days of Our Lives,” a rep for NBC told Access otherwise. Radar Online reported that the former reality TV mom landed a role on “Days” as a hooker, but the NBC rep told Access this is not true. Maybe James has an idea for a sequel to her other type of acting?

— Jesse Spero