ROLL CALL: ‘Gossip Girl’ Triples The Fun With A Threesome

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Spotted – Three ‘Gossip’ Guys & Gals In Bed: It was bound to happen – according to Entertainment Weekly’s Michael Ausiello, the privileged kids of the NYC’s Upper East Side are all hopping into bed together – well… at least three of them are. The “Gossip” gossip would not identify which three characters are getting horizontal together – but said it would be three major characters. If Chuck Bass is involved, we’re assuming the show will be dealing with the repercussions of a severe STD outbreak for the remainder of the season.

(Sound off below in our comments section – which three “Gossip Girl” characters do you want to see have a threesome?)

Madonna & Lady Gaga’s Danceoff!: Madge’s and Gaga’s recent “SNL” brawl sketch might have been a little less than stellar, but that didn’t stop the pop divas from continuing the sparring on the dance floor Sunday night at SoHo’s Submercer. “[DJ] Jus Ske was joking around and alternating their songs ‘Holiday’ and ‘Poker Face,’ and then they both started going at it,” an onlooker told The New York Post’s Page Six. “Madonna seemed to be the winner. People were going wild.” Much love to you Gaga, but they don’t call her the Queen of Pop for nothing.

Courtney Love’s Love: Courtney Love was busy spreading the love Sunday at Carnegie Hall during a benefit concert for Irish singer-songwriter Gavin Friday. According to Page Six, the rocked planted her lips throughout the evening not only on Gavin Friday, but also on Bono, The Edge and Scarlett Johansson. Courtney, let’s leave the promiscuity shenanigans to the “Gossip” kids.

The Purple One – Still Rocking Purple: Oh dear God Prince – we don’t know where to start – but we do know that Rue McClanahan would like her “Golden Girls” wardrobe back. XOXO – Roll Call!