ROLL CALL: Hollywood Catches Oscar Fever & A Bad Case Of Pre-Party Courtney Stodden

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

You’re On The List?: Hollywood has been all Oscars, all week – and America’s favorite teen bride – Courtney Stodden – is doing her part to celebrate excellence in film… or something. Fear not, Courtney is not attending the show (Phew!, you never know, remember when the Academy thought it was a good idea for Snow White to open the show in song with Rob Lowe in 1989!?),but that didn’t stop her from attending a few pre-parties, where she showed off amazing (horrid) sense of style (and her love of glittery clutches in the shape if lips and guitars). Let’s hope this is the last we see of Courtney until after Sunday night (or ever).

Oscar Nominee Slammed For Favorite Hat!: Anne Hathaway might have an Oscar nomination – and recently received the Costume Designers Guild Awards style award – but Buzzfeed is slamming the actress for her love of a bold hat choice that she has been seen rocking in recent weeks. Hot or not? You decide!

Ride In Snooki’s Ride!: If you ever wanted to take a ride with Snooki, here’s the next closest thing! The reality star is selling her hot-pink-trimmed Cadillac Escalade on eBay. The current bid as of press time on Friday morning was just over $60,000 for the 2011 SUV, which Snooki autographed on the hood. Place your bid for Snooki’s SUV, HERE! (No word if it smells like self-tanner and pickles).

Adam Levine’s Clothing Line Both Disturbs & Interests Us: Attention ladies, you can soon dress just like Adam Levine, when he launches 222 by Adam Levine for Kmart. So what will his women’s line look like? “It’s like me but with breasts and a vagina,” he told E! about his women’s collection. Adding, “There’s so much sexy out there. My line will figure out a way to represent my convoluted and confusing opinion on what is sexy.”

— Jesse Spero