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Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

LiLo To Move To London?: Lindsay Lohan feels like a staple of the Los Angeles celebrity scene – but is the actress heading across the Atlantic to live amongst the Brits? “Moving to the UK is in my near future,” Lindsay Tweeted on Tuesday. “Better dj’s/music and Paris is just a Chunnel away!” No word on where or when she’ll land in the U.K., but at least it appears as though she’ll be using public transportation and not getting behind the wheel!

Kendra’s Chili Dog & Chocolate Diet!: New mom Kendra Wilkinson appears to be enjoying her post-baby diet. “ya my diet is goin real good..just had a huge chili dog from Billy Bobs in Branson..mmmmm DA BOMB!!!” The E! starlet Tweeted. But her diet doesn’t stop with just chili dogs. “just left Joplin Missouri..had to stop by the best choclate factory n of course eat alot of it lol. WIRED now!!! ya I’m on a new hollywood diet..hotdogs and chocolate..trust me, it works!! Lol”

PETA Has A Cow About Jessica Wanting A Pig!: And speaking of hot dogs – after Jessica Tweeted on Monday that she hopes to get a pet pig soon, PETA told Access they’re not too fond about her new pet plan, saying, “Pigs, who are smarter than dogs and every bit as sensitive to pain and stress, don’t belong in Jessica’s stomach or carted around as her latest accessory.” We’re guessing the “clutch pig” fad won’t catch on now.

Hilary’s Gigantic Rock!: In more bringing home the bacon news, Hilary Duff’s NHL-playing fiance, Mike Comrie reportedly gave his bride-to-be a 14-karat princess-cut diamond engagement ring, worth $1 million, E! Online’s Marc Malkin reported. See Hilary’s rock, HERE!

Whitney’s Back – But Where Are Her Pipes?: Whitney Houston attempted to resurrect her career on Monday night in Brisbane, Australia – but we think she might have left her vocal skills stateside. A YouTube clip of Whitney struggling to make it through “I Will Always Love You” surfaced this AM. We’re pulling for you Whitney, but this clip of her performance has left us doubting you! See it all go down, HERE!