ROLL CALL: Is Lindsay Lohan’s Former Assistant About To Spill Secrets?

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

LiLo’s Former Assistant To Tell All?: Lindsay Lohan better have made her former assistant sign a confidentiality agreement! According to The New York Post’s Page Six, LiLo’s former assistant – only identified as Eleanore – is reportedly being offered around $50,000 to spill the star’s secrets – but she’s reportedly not chirping. “She has so far refused the offers, saying she doesn’t want to tell on Lindsay as she’s afraid she’ll never work again,” a Page Six source claimed. We’d have to agree that ratting on your former boss won’t help your career, but then again, how much does having Lindsay on your resume help either?

Pauly D Eyes New $200K Ride!: The “Jersey Shore” stars are pulling in some good money as they tape the second season of their hit MTV show and continue to make appearances at pretty much anywhere that will have them – but according to TMZ, Pauly D is looking to purchase a $200,000 Lamborghini. The GTL’er didn’t buy his new pricey ride just yet, but according to TMZ it’s “very likey.” Pauly is reportedly looking to buy a convertible to make room for his blowout ‘do.

Helen Mirren’s Exercise In Restraint: Helen Mirren – quite possibly the most patient woman in Hollywood! CLICK HERE to find out why! (Warning: this might also be another further sign of the apocalypse!)

Helen Busts Some Caps!: In more Helen news – and after that beyond awkward red carpet moment with Bai Ling, we think she deserves a little more love – the trailer for Helen’s new action movie, “Red,” with Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, John Malkovich and Mary-Louise Parker looks pretty great – who doesn’t love a gun-wielding Dame Helen!? See it HERE!