ROLL CALL: Is Robert Pattinson XOXO’ing A ‘Gossip Girl’?

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

New RPattz Dating Rumors!?: It appears Robert Pattison has been slapped with yet another dating rumor – this time he’s being reportedly being linked to “Gossip Girl’s” Leighton Meester. InTouch Weekly claims “The Twilight Saga” star spent the night at Leighton’s New York apartment and was reportedly spotted leaving the next morning at 11 AM with an overnight bag. The rumored duo is also reportedly having a “texting romance.” We’ll believe this star pairing when we see RPattz and LeMee walking the red carpet together or when their alleged texts surface. Did the world already tire of the RPattz & KStew alleged romance?

Avril’s Love For Brody Jenner Not ‘Complicated’ – But Jagermeister Induced?: AccessHollywood.com loves to see young Hollywood love budding – and the latest couple that we’re (kind of) rooting for is angsty recent divorcee Avril Lavigne and Hollywood himbo Brody Jenner. In addition to recently getting tattoos together, according to The New York Post’s Page Six, the duo was seen at Bank nightclub at The Bellagio in Las Vegas over the weekend yelling into the club’s microphone, “Jager shots” and “I love you, Brody!” followed by singing the Black Eyed Peas’ “I Gotta Feeling” together. We have a feeling too – nausea.

Biebs Behind The Wheel!: Is Justin Bieber driving? According to TMZ, the teen star – who turned 16 in March – was spotted at a DMV in Atlanta posing for a photo. He reportedly didn’t have to wait in the line at the DMV and was offered multiple shots for his license photo. Hopefully, the staff at the Atlanta DMV instructed Biebs to pin those trademark bangs back before driving – cuz that moppy coif can’t be good for safe driving!

Madonna: Glee? What’s That?: “Glee” might have returned last night, but Madonna – who will get an entire episode devoted to her music – was not at home Gleeking out like the rest of us. According to PopEater, Madge has no idea what the FOX show is. “Madonna doesn’t have a TV and has no idea what ‘Glee’ is,” a friend of the Material Mom told PopEater’s Rob Shuter. “The show did ask her if she wanted to make an appearance in the much-hyped Madonna episode. She said ‘no thanks’ and, to be honest, she would rather they sing an Elton John song than butcher one of hers.” Well, even though Madge isn’t too troubled by hit series, she will reportedly make over $100,000 in royalties from next week’s episode using her hits. So, she’ll go on “The Marriage Ref” but not TV’s hottest series?