ROLL CALL: Jerry O’Connell Drops His Pants For ‘Piranha 3D’!

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Jerry O’Connell Drops His Pants For “Piranha”: Who knew the fat kid from “Stand By Me” would grow up to be a guy who goes full frontal in a campy monster horror movie!? “I show frontal. I play a soft core pornography mogul who videotapes girls on Spring Break, and that’s what this [movie] is about,” Jerry O’Connell said Thursday of “Piranha 3D” on “Jimmy Kimmel Live.” “My character, I don’t want to give too much away, but it is in 3D and there may be some issues with the piranha and my member.” Obviously, this is the best use of 3-D ever.

Jessica Szohr Says There Are Lessons To Be Learned From “Piranha 3D”: “Piranha 3D” might be about prehistoric man-eating fish terrorizing a group of drunken Spring Breakers – but “Gossip Girl’s” Jessica Szohr, who stars in the movie alongside Jerry O’Connell (opening today), claims there’s some life lessons to be learned in this popcorn flick. “Our job is to entertain. To make people laugh and help them realize things about relationships, family and at the end of the day, in any story told, there are lessons to be learned – even if it’s about killer piranha!” Nice try Jessica, but any movie that has fish eating Jerry O’Connell’s crotch can’t possibly teach the audience anything – mind you, we’ll still be going to see this cinematic gem this weekend!

Duff’s Brick Of A Ring!: Hilary Duff’s new husband, Mike Comrie, is nicknamed The Brick – and the hockey star gave his new wife a brick of a wedding ring. Hilary was spotted in Beverly Hills on Thursday rocking her massive marital bling – check it out, HERE!

Adam Lambert’s Tongue Twister!: Adam Lambert appears to be sticking with his theatrics when it comes to his stage show – and now he’s incorporating his tongue into the act… and into the mouths’ of his audience! This week the glam rocker Tweeted, “TongueDiving is the new StageDiving. Get Into It” – and here’s some YouTube footage of Adam “getting into” someone’s mouth at a recent concert. Enjoy the kiss at the 4:18 mark – no word if the audience is warned of Adam’s possible tongue-antics prior to the start of the show… or if Altoids is one of his tour sponsors.