ROLL CALL: J.Lo & Marc’s Life ‘Smells Better’ & ‘Tastes Better’ With Twins

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

J.Lo’s Sweet Smelling Twins: Fans might think Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony’s twins might cause double the diaper stink, but according to Marc, it’s all roses at the Lopez/Anthony manor. “We’re just lucky,” Marc told People at Fashion Group International’s Night of Stars Event at Cipriani Wall Street in New York Thursday night. “Our life is designed around the twins. Everything smells better, it tastes better, it even feels better on a minute-to-minute basis.” No word on what the nanny thinks about the smell.

Brody – There’s Only One LC: With the sun possibly setting on MTV’s semi-scripted reality show, “The Hills,” Brody Jenner wants the world to know there is — and will only ever be — one Lauren Conrad. “They will never find anybody to replace LC,” Brody told OK! Magazine at club mur.mur at the Borgata Hotel Casino in Atlantic City. “She’s an incredible girl and there will be nobody to replace her.” Yeah, because blonde rich reality girls are sooo hard to find.

No More Excuses For Ashley’s Blonde Moments: “HSM3” lands in theaters everywhere today, and Ashley Tisdale has a new brunette hairdo that she calls, “sophisticated.” “It’s close to my natural color so it feels good,” she said on “The Morning Show with Mike & Juliet” Friday morning. “I do have blond moments totally and I used to say it was the bleach getting to my head, but now I don’t have an excuse!” Well, she could always say she was having a Sharpay moment!

Mischa Single & Loving It!: Flying solo is not bringing Mischa Barton down. “I’m not used to being single but it’s really nice,” Mischa told People at the Arcade boutique opening in Los Angeles on Thursday. “It’s great, actually.” And her advice for other single girls out there? “Just embrace it. It’s important to breathe for a minute.” We at AccessHollywood.com agree!