ROLL CALL: Johnny Depp – ‘My Dream Role Would Be To Play Musical Legend Carol Channing’

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Depp In Drag?!: Is Johnny Depp about to do some drag on the big screen? Well, he sure wants to! “My dream role would be to play musical legend Carol Channing in a biopic of her life. I love her, I really do. She’s amazing,” he told Britain’s The Mirror. “With all the digital technology available these days I could probably pull it off.” This sounds both horrifying and amazing. Let’s see those “Bye Bye Birdie” jazz hands Johnny!

Kylie’s Spat: Speaking of stage divas, Kylie Minogue had a bit of a throw down with boyfriend Andres Velencoso Tuesday night at B Bar in NYC, The New York Post’s Page Six reported. “At some point, Kylie and Andres got separated,” a fellow club patron told the paper. “When Kylie found him, she slapped him in the face with a fan. Then she yelled at him for making her wait outside while he stayed inside and got another drink.” Kylie’s rep had no comment on the alleged spat, but we’d like to ask why Kylie was carrying around a fan. New celeb must-have accessory? I guess we need to go get one then!

Gosselin’s Reunite For Cameras: Jon Gosselin might have been spending time on a yacht on the French Riveria with new gal pal Hailey Glassman, but the reality star dad-of-eight found time to reunite with his kids and wife Thursday morning. Jon, Kate and the kids were spotted at their Pennsylvania home hanging out with their two dogs, Nala and Shooka. See the reunited family reality family, HERE! And see how much Jon enjoyed French cuisine, HERE!

Does Hailey Prefers The Ladies?: Jon might have been enjoying the Mediterranean waters with Hailey, but does Hailey prefer the company of ladies? According to Us Weekly, Hailey dates both men and women and prefers relationships with girls. “Guys have just been hookups,” a college pal of Hailey claimed. “With girls, there have been actual relationships.” We think the most shocking part of this story is that she attended college!