ROLL CALL: Jordin Sparks Promises No Regrets After VMA Outburst

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Jordin Promises No Regrets After VMA Outburst: Jordin Sparks does not regret her outburst at Sunday’s VMAs following Russell Brand’s mocking of the promise ring-wearing Jonas Brothers, Entertainment Weekly reports. “It’s something I feel strongly about,” she told EW.com. “I wish I would’ve worded it differently — that somebody who doesn’t wear a promise ring isn’t necessarily a slut — but I can’t take it back now. It was a split-second thing, and it came out kind of wrong. Still, I don’t regret it.” As for funny man Russell, “I have nothing against him at all,” she told the mag.

Naomi Campbell’s Soup Kitchen: Supermodel Naomi Campbell is back at work completing 200 hours of helping the homeless following her air rage incident at London’s Heathrow Airport earlier this year, People reports. The model is doing paperwork at the Whitechapel Mission drop-in center and has not been forced to wash dishes or do janitorial work.

McConaughey Does His Best ‘Cocktail’: Matthew McConaughey was seen doing his best “Tom Cruise from ‘Cocktail’” impersonation, when he jumped behind the bar at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego, making a vodka soda, People reports. He was also heard boasting about his new movie, “Surfer Dude.” Liquid courage indeed!

Dunst Denies Dating Mac Guy: Despite being repeatedly photographed with Drew Barrymore-ex Justin Long, Kirsten Dunst denies that she is getting cozy with the Mac ad guy. “I don’t know him from Adam,” she said in the October issue of Harper’s Bazaar. “I met him once and he and his friend were kind enough to walk me home. I’ve never seen him since,” told the mag. It appears someone is hoping to Ctrl-Alt-Del this relationship rumor!