ROLL CALL: Justin Timberlake Says Divine Intervention is Behind Robert Pattinson’s Good Looks

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

JT Says God Love RPattz More Than Him: Justin Timberlake by no means suffers in the good looks department, but the singer thinks Hollywood hottest vampire, Robert Pattinson, had a little more love from the great one upstairs. During his first Twitter Q&A with fans on Tuesday, Justin was asked, “why arent u sexy like robert pattinson?” and Justin replied, “Because God loved him more than me.” But does RPattz have his own golf course, clothing line and giant pile of music accolades and hits? We think you’re doing just fine JT!

Anne Delivers Midnight Munchies: Speaking of doing fine things, Anne Hathaway treated the entire line of theatergoers waiting to see her NYC stage debut in “Twelfth Night” at Central Park’s Delacorte Theatre with pizza personally delivered by the actress, E! Online reported. Fans had been waiting in line overnight to see the free show. And her late night delivery didn’t hamper her performance, according to “30 Rock’s” Alec Baldwin, who saw Sunday’s performance. “To watch Anne Hathaway take her place alongside some of the greatest Broadway performers of her generation was something to see,” Alec blogged on The Huffington Post. “Hathaway is not even 27 years old, yet seems to do nearly everything right, whether it be on screen and now on the stage.” Pizza to the masses and Alec accolades – well done Anne!

Hey Jada – Slow The Sex Talk Will Ya!: Oh Jada, we’re all very happy that you and hubby Will Smith have a stellar sex life, but we’re over your TMI tendencies. “When you have three kids, you’ve got to take your opportunities when they come. In a limo, on the way to the Academy Awards this year, Will started looking at me in this way that drives me wild. We started kissing passionately, and the next thing I knew, well, let’s just say we missed the red carpet and I ended up with almost no makeup on,” Jada told Shape magazine, as reported by The New York Post. And there you have the secret to Jada’s red carpet glow!

Lance Bass Still Wants To Boldy Go: And in more celebs still harping on news, Lance Bass continues to talk about going to space. “I’m a trained astronaut, and it’s my time to go,” the former boy bander told The New York Daily News’ Gatecrasher on Monday at the Louis Vuitton Celebrates the 40th Anniversary of the Lunar Landing event. Not that we doubt your intergalactic abilities Lance, but we’d rather see the actual real astronauts go to outer space… just saying.