ROLL CALL: Kendra Wilkinson To Reportedly Bank $680K For Sex Tape – With More To Come!

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Kendra Wilkinson’s Big Pay Day: Reality starlet Kendra Wilkinson might have tried to stop the release of her sex tape, but the digits on her reported first check might take the sting out her little PR fiasco. According to Radar Online, she will receive $680,000, plus 50 percent of the tape’s sales. Kendra will reportedly get her first payment this week. We’d like to suggest using some of that for a vacation on a remote island, but we can’t help but think that our reality starlet might actually love the press!?

Laga Gaga: “I Love The Rumor That I Have A Penis”: Lady Gaga loves to hear a good rumor about herself, even if it is one questioning her gender. “I love the rumor that I have a penis. I’m fascinated by it. In fact, it makes me love my fans even more that this rumor is in the world because 17,000 of them come to an arena every night and they don’t care if I’m a man, a woman, a hermaphrodite, gay, straight, transgender, or transsexual. They don’t care! They are there for the music and the freedom,” Gaga recently told French TV Sept a Huit in an interview. “This has been the greatest accomplishment of my life, to get young people to throw away what society has taught them is wrong. Gay culture is at the very essence of who I am and I will fight for women and for the gay community until I die.” Fight on Gaga, we’ll back you up!

“Housewife” Kelly Bensimon Explains Her Breakdown: “The Real Housewives of New York City” star Kelly Bensimon has finally explained her so-called breakdown that aired last week on Bravo. “Some people are like, ‘You had a breakdown,’ and I’m like, ‘No, I had a breakthrough.’ I just let go, I was crying, just, like, stop harassing,” Kelly told New York Magazine’s Culture Vulture. “I’m completely honest, I have a ton of integrity, and I love doing this show. The minute that I walk into the room, I create a frenetic energy — it’s not kinetic, it’s not, like, a forward motion, it’s just like this stagnant frenetic energy. And let’s be honest, it makes for awesome TV. I mean, haters are part of the ecosystem, and if they’re not hating on you, you’re not doing something right.” Umm, still seems a little breakdown-esque to us!

Matthew Morrison’s “Star-Spangled” Home Run: “Glee’s” Matthew Morrison sang “The Star-Spangled Banner” on Saturday before the Mets-Yankees game in New York and he sounded great! Check out Matt’s take on the national anthem, HERE! Warning back camera work ahead (but at least it sounds good!).