Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans
R.I.P “SNL’s” Penelope & Gilly!: (Cue the Penelope voice and twirl your hair!) “So, I created these characters, so I can end them. In fact stopped doing them before I even started.” According to a new interview in Time, “Saturday Night Live” and “Bridesmaids” star Kristen Wiig has retired two of her beloved characters, Penelope (the one-upper) and Gilly (the mischievous school girl). According to the interview, the actress even refuses to perform the characters if “SNL” head honcho Lorne Michaels asked for them. As long as we still get to see the Target Lady, we’ll be OK.
The Almost Royal Bum!: Kate Middleton’s brother, James, has a wee bit of an exposed bum scandal on his hands. Following his appearance at The Royal Wedding, old pictures of the cheeky lad showing off his cheeks have surfaced. Check out the racy pics, HERE!
If Only He’d Learned The Crane Kick!: Speaking of butts, check out this clip of Spencer Pratt getting his tush kicked when he was 19 and thought he had a career in marital arts. Radar Online obtained a clip of Spencer from 2004, when he entered the US Open Jiu-Jitsu competition. Enjoy the so-so Karate Kid HERE!
Things We’ll Never Be Cool Enough To Do!: In today’s edition of “Things We’ll Never Be Cool Enough To Do…” swing through New York City in a Spider-Man costume and ride a motorcycle with David Beckham!