ROLL CALL: Lindsay Lohan’s Younger Brother Headed To The Big Screen

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Another Lohan Catches The Acting Bug: The Lohan family continues to chip away at Hollywood. Lindsay hasn’t made a movie in awhile, Ali’s career didn’t exactly take off, and Dina was dissed by “Dancing with the Stars”… so, could Michael Jr. be the family’s saving grace? According to mom Dina, Michael Jr. has a movie in the works. “We’re working on a movie for him, and I am the executive producer, with Michael being the star,” Dina told Radar Online. “Lindsay said, ‘He better not win an Academy Award before me!’ Lindsay thinks her brother is an incredible actor, and she is excited for him to join the business.” So, what is his movie going to be about? “Michael’s movie is about college students, one of which grows defiant and is a heroin addict,” Dina said, adding that the movie will hopefully begin shooting in March. Winning your 2012 office Razzie pool just got a whole lot easier!

Daily Eww!: Eight words we never imaged writing… Tila Tequila and Dave Navarro reportedly “in love.” According to E! Online, the reality star and the rocker have been quietly dating for six months. Carmen Electra’s ex-husband is reportedly telling friends they’re “in love.” Eight more words we expect to write in the near future… Tila Tequila and Dave Navarro choose to separate.

Double Daily Eww!: Cash-strapped Octomom Nadya Suleman is doing whatever she can to pay the bills – which includes whipping a guy in a diaper! TMZ has all the PG-13 photos from Octomom’s beyond ridiculous photo shoot, HERE!

Christina Hendricks’ Bling Snafu!: “Mad Men” star Christina Hendricks had quite the Golden Globes night – while on the red carpet, she reportedly lost one of the Chopard bracelets – valued at $850,000 – she was wearing at Sunday’s ceremony, The New York Post’s Page Six reported. Luckily, an event worker returned the bracelet to the actress, but she wasn’t able to put it back on. She rushed out of the Beverly Hilton in an attempt to give the item to her team, but was stopped by a security guard. “Please let me out, I have to give my diamond bracelet to my publicist!” she reportedly said, pulling the bling out from of her cleavage. The guard reportedly allowed her to momentarily exit in order to return the bling.