ROLL CALL: ‘Mean Girls 2’ In The Works!

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

The Return Of ‘Fetch’: The Plastics live on to torture another day! According to The New York Post’s PopWrap, Paramount has greenlit a sequel to “Mean Girls.” Access Hollywood has confirmed that the movie will head straight to DVD, and the plot reportedly “revolves around a new high school student, Jo, who agrees to befriend an outcast, Abby, at the urging of Abby’s wealthy father in exchange for paying all of Jo’s costs for the college of her dreams. Jo and Abby team up to take on the school’s ‘mean girls,’ the Plastics.” We have to agree with PopWrap that the likelihood of the movie’s original stars, Rachel McAdams and Amanda Seyfried, coming back for the DVD sequel is so not going to happen. Even Lindsay Lohan, who could use a fun movie that people would actually rent or buy, isn’t likely to return either – but Lacey Chabert, who played Gretchen Wieners and tried to coin “fetch,” should really consider playing an elder Plastic in the sequel!

Brad Pitt Drops Scary Beard, Still Holds On To Cell Phone While Driving!: Brad Pitt has finally gotten rid of that horrible face beast – AKA his overgrown beard – but X17 caught the leading man talking on his cell phone while driving in LA over the weekend! Brad – don’t make us call Oprah on you! You’re beyond rich – get a hands-free headset already! See a beard-free (non-hands-free) Brad, HERE!

Palin Talks Implant Rumors: Former Alaska governor Sarah Palin claims she has never gone under the knife – like so many of the Hollywood elite that she loves to mock. During an interview with FOX News over the weekend, Miss Drill Baby Drill told Greta Van Susteren, “No, I have not had implants. I can’t believe, yes, that we’re even talking about this.” Well, that’s one less thing she has in common with Heidi Montag.

Zac Ab Attack!: In some lots of gym, slight tan, who cares about his laundry news, Zac Efron showed the lucky residents of Hawaii who has the real “Situation” going on. The 22-year-old hit the beach in Maui on Sunday showing off his abs and reminding us why it’s OK to hate Vanessa Hudgens a little.