ROLL CALL: More Beckham Underwear & What The Jonas Brothers Want In A Girl

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

More Beckham In Underwear: Another David Beckham Emporio Armani Underwear photo has surfaced (yes, a different one than everyone saw on Wednesday!), this time as a giant billboard on the front of Macy’s San Francisco in Union Square, Us Weekly reports. No word on any mass fainting in the crowd that amassed for the unveiling, but there were reports shrieks of joy.

What The Jonas Brothers Need In A Girl: Disney’s resident dreamboats, The Jonas Brothers, are set to release their summer flick, “Camp Rock,” and now they’re also opening up to OK! Magazine about what they look for in a girl. “Somebody who is really good to mom, somebody who likes to have fun,” said middle brother Joe Jonas. As for oldest brother Kevin, “It’s a girl you can talk to on the phone and it be okay that you’re not always there.” Their millions of adoring fans should be reminded all three brothers never take off their purity rings.

Kimora Lee Simmons & Djimon Honsou Engaged?: Fashion maven Kimora Lee and model turned actor Djimon Honsou are engaged — sorta. When asked by People if the couple had taken their relationship to the next level and got engaged, Kimora said exactly that — “Kind of.” And when asked if Djimon had got her a rock for the finger, she continued to be vague, saying, “Well, kind of… not quite.” Kimora, your specificity is phenomenal!

Ali Lohan All ‘Troll’ Dolled Up: Lindsay’s little sis, Ali Lohan, appears to be coming into her own. The reality star youngster is being considered for a remake of the horror film, “Troll,” E!‘s Marc Malkin reports. “She was great,” The film’s director told E!. “The camera loves her. She’s a really good actress… I am personally going to fight for her.” It should be noted Ali auditioned for the part of a young girl who fights the evil Torok the Troll, not as a young girl troll.