Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans
More Kids For Madonna & Guy?: Are Madge and Guy trying to keep up with Brad and Angelina when it comes to the size of their family? You’re going to have to ask the Material Mom herself to get that answer, according to husband Guy Ritchie. “You’ll have to speak to her about that,” Guy told reporters at the London premiere of “RocknRolla” on Monday. “She makes those decisions.” Then again, doesn’t Madonna make all the decisions?
John Gets Over Jen With A Waitress: John Mayer ended his two-month world tour Sunday night in Palm Beach, Florida, and the former Jennifer Aniston squeeze appears to have found someone else to cozy up to, People reported. After telling the crowd, “I had a conversation recently, and a lot of tears were exchanged,” possibly referring to his split with Jen, the singer was spotted with a blonde waitress at SET, a club in South Beach. “She kept asking him what he wanted to drink and if he liked the music,” a source told the mag of John’s new friend. “They partied till about 3 AM.” Nothing dries tears like a waitress and all night partying.
Matthew’s Found The Love Of His Life: As Matthew McConaughey crossed the finish line of Sunday’s Nike + Human Race in Austin, Texas, he told People, “[Camila] is the love of my life. Everything is right. It’s all good.” The actor also appears to be loving his new role as a father. “I always wanted to be a father and thought it would be great, but it just took the right woman and the right time to make it all happen.”
Mary-Kate Loves Plaid: Continuing her quest to make plaid the new black, Mary-Kate Olsen was spotted at West Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont in her signature line-laden look, People reported. The starlet was reportedly joined by a male friend on the patio, where she smoked and laughed it up with her companion. Plaid and chain smoking — chic indeed!