ROLL CALL: No Twitter Or Smoking For Lindsay In Jail – But Bring On The Junk Food!

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

LiLo Gets Her Jailhouse Snack On!: Now that Lindsay Lohan is behind bars, she can’t enjoy some of her favorite things – like Tweeting and smoking – but she does have the luxury of indulging in some junk food cravings. According to TMZ, it’s possible for someone to order LiLo a gift pack from the Keefe Commissary Network Gift Pack Program, which supplies inmates with a variety of snacks. According to TMZ, for just under $23, an inmate can get a care package from the outside world that includes, spicy Velveeta refried beans, Spam, chips, ramen, tortillas, candy bars, cookies and cupcakes – YUM! No word if Katsuya, Nobu, or Mr. Chow is available on the Keefe Commissary Network – but we’re guessing they’re not.

Say Hello To Gaga Kitty!: When you’re Lady Gaga – it’s pretty much impossible to outdo yourself when it comes to dreaming up a new outfit, but the photographers and stylists from Bravo’s “Double Exposure” might have succedded with their transformation of Lady Gaga into Hello Kitty. See Gaga Kitty, HERE – and tell us what you think – fierce feline or cuckoo kitty?

Brit’s Unbe-weave-able ‘Do!: Hey Britney Spears, we’re glad you’ve managed to stay out of the news lately – but this new photo of your weave catastrophe has us concerned! Who is responsible for this? How can we bring them to justice? And, can we get you a hat to wear in the meantime?

“Thor” Finds A Hammer – And Some Guns!: In some photo news of a different blond – a new shot of Chris Hemsworth as Thor has surfaced — and in addition to showing off his hammer — he’s sporting some major guns under that wet t-shirt. We’re predicting the Norse God workout will become the next big fitness regime to sweep through Hollywood. See Chris, his hammer and his guns – HERE!