ROLL CALL: Paris Hilton Pinks Her Ride

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Paris Pinks Her Ride: Paris Hilton might have just won the contest of the cutest car (or- the ugliest car!) with the debut of her new pink Bentley. She unveiled the Barbie Corvette-inspired ride to E! Online, saying she found inspiration for the color from a clock at the Disney store. Attention junkie or not, Paris said the car is equipped with special glass that shields her & her BFFs from the flashes of cameras. Check out Paris’ Pepto-mobile HERE!

Paris – The Giver: Despite her extravagant lifestyle – (we’re still not over her new pink car) – Paris says she helps out those in need with her excess. “Once I’ve worn a dress, I can never wear it again. I give them to charities and they auction them off to help people with breast cancer, multiple sclerosis, and AIDS,” Paris told Esquire magazine. But, not all of them! Paris said she’s saving some for her daughters. “Some that are really, really special, I keep in storage for my daughters. They’ll be vintage by then. I think my daughters will love them.” Does this mean we can expect multiple lil’Paris-ettes?

Braff, Kardashian & Gomez Top MySpace Friend Count: It’s all about who has the most friends when it comes to MySpace – and in the celeb world it’s not Paris, Britney or Lindsay with the biggest friend count. According to the Associated Press, Zach Braff, Kim Kardashian and Selena Gomez have the most friends out of any celeb on the social networking site. Who knew that “Scrubs” fans were so net savvy? – or, that they even still existed!

Victoria Beckham: “I Dress Like A School Teacher”: Oh, Victoria Beckham says the darndest things! The former Spice Girl and wife of soccer superstar David Beckham told Company magazine, as reported by Britain’s Daily Mail, that when it comes to her style, it’s all tea, crumpets and chalkboards, “I am very British in my style. Think school teacher.” We’re not sure who little Vicky had for teachers when she was a kid, but ours did not sing in a five girl pop group, hang out with Tom & Katie, or drop thousands on sushi.