ROLL CALL: Rihanna Gets Wooed!

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Does Rihanna Have A New Suitor?: Rihanna’s dating prospects continue to grow. According to The New York Daily News’ Gatecrasher, Travis London, who has previously been linked to Mary-Kate Olsen, has been spending a fair amount of time with the singer. The duo was reportedly spotted at LA hot spots like Giorgio Baldi and Chateau Marmont. According to a Daily News source, “They were very silly and touchy-feely… She looked like she was having a really good time.” We can only imagine that this is great change of pace in RiRi’s love life.

Strife In Octo-Dad Land?: In news we have trouble buying, The New York Post’s Page Six is reporting that Jon Gosselin’s current girlfriend, Hailey Glassman, isn’t feeling the reality dad’s new found (and quickly fading) fame. “Hailey actually hates the fact that Jon is famous. She doesn’t want to be photographed and doesn’t like the attention,” a source said. Well, except for that time you hung out on Christian Audigier’s yacht in the French Riviera and poised for photographs… and didn’t you audition for “The Real World” and “The Bad Girl’s Club?”

Jesse Metcalfe Keeps His Shirt On: In what is sure to not keep people tuned in to “Desperate Housewives,” Eva Longoria Parker told E! Online’s Marc Malkin that when Jesse Metcalfe returns to the ABC series, fans won’t see him in usual state of undress. “I don’t think we’ll be seeing him shirtless,” Eva told Marc on Thursday. “You’ll be seeing a very different John Rowland.” Hearing that news, we’ve actually already changed the channel… at least lie to us Eva, so that we’ll watch!

Jessica Simpson Does The Runway: In fashion, one day you’re in and the next you’re out… and if you’re poor Jessica Simpson you should have never crawled on to the runway. We love you Jess, but leave the catwalk to the models! XOXO – Roll Call!