ROLL CALL: Robert Pattinson Leaves Vancouver For LA Recording Studio

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Robert Lands In LA: Hollywood’s hottest vampire, Robert Pattinson, has left Vancouver for sunny LA and reportedly headed straight to the recording studio, Radar Online reported. The “New Moon” star was spotted at a recording studio in Venice, Calif. over the weekend followed by dinner at the restaurant inside of Palihouse in West Hollywood, where he is said to be staying for the next three weeks. According to a Radar source, the “Twilight” star is fond of the hotel’s house burger and wine selection.

Jake & Reese Spotted Looking ‘Adorable’: In more spotted Hollywood hotness news, Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon were seen by People at R & D Kitchen in Santa Monica sharing a burger, fries and salad. “Reese looked adorable and very happy,” an eyewitness told the mag. Adorable even while eating unhealthy food… we’re not surprised at all!

America Is Michael Jackson?: Comedian Colin Quinn theorizes that America and Michael Jackson have a few things in common. According to The New York Post’s Page Six, in his new one-man show, “My Two Cents,” the funny man said, “He was young and talented and hardworking and enthusiastic and over time success made him move into a house that was too big. He surrounded himself with toys he didn’t need [and became] sexually confused and racially divided. He ended up broke and liquidating all of his assets. Michael Jackson is America.” Ouch… no word from Michael…or America… on the matter.

Brit’s Boys In The Buff: Britney’s Spears’ male dancers celebrated the end of the North American leg of the singer’s “Circus” tour last week by stripping down to their briefs for “Boys” and “If U Seek Amy,” while performing in Montreal. See Brit’s boys in their “True Brit” undies, HERE!