ROLL CALL: Snooki Claims The Situation Is Broke

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Financial Situation For The Situation?: More drama from “Jersey Shore” thanks to a new interview with Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, who claims her co-star, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, has already burned through his GTL funds. “I save [my money.] ‘Jersey Shore’ is going to end soon. I’m not going to spend money like Mike [‘The Situation’]. He’s already broke!” she dished to GQ. Snooki, who is a best-selling author, also came clean that she’s not a big fan of having her nose in a book. “I don’t read. I don’t like to read Harry Potter or anything like that. It’s not my style… we were supposed to read in high school but I never did because I just used the CliffsNotes, books were too long.” For more with Snooki, including, who she wants as the next President, CLICK HERE!

Vinny Slammed By College Student!: Speaking of book smart “Jersey Shore” stars, Vinny Guadagnino was recently invited to speak at a class at Columbia University on the subject of deviance, but things took a turn for the worse when a student called him out. According to TMZ, the student asked him, “What gives you, as a cast member of ‘Jersey Shore,’ the right to interrupt this class and then lecture us on setting a good example?” Vinny was reportedly at a loss for words. No word if he broke out into a fist pump to break the tension.

“True” Rebound?: Has Elisabetta Canalis finally moved on from George Clooney? According to Us Weekly, the 33-year-old Italian beauty is dating former “True Blood” star Mehcad Brooks. “She already refers to him as her boyfriend. They’re really cute,” a source claimed, saying they pair connected after she was booted from “Dancing with the Stars.”

Demi & Wilmer Go Public: In today’s “Get A Room” news, Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama got their mack on in the streets of Los Angeles this week giving photographers all sorts of PDA action. See the lovebirds, HERE!