ROLL CALL: Spencer Pratt: ‘I’m An Artist Now’

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Spencer Pratt Found A Paint Brush: Since it appears that being a reality star, a cyber crime cop and a new age crystal connoisseur are all careers which have failed miserably, Spencer Pratt is now reportedly getting in touch with his artistic side. “I’m an artist now. I have an easel and everything. I’m going for an art show and a gallery,” the former “The Hills” cast member told People. He also dished about his alleged split with wife Heidi Montag. “We love each other but I’m a famewhore and I’ll never grow out of it…[Heidi] knows that and doesn’t want that,” he told the mag. “I want every kind of press. She believes in bad press. There’s no way my love for fame and her love for puppies will ever work out successfully. She just wants to hike and hang out and be calmer.” No word yet on if LA’s Museum of Contemporary Art is moving their Rothko to make room for any upcoming Pratt masterpieces.

Project Runway’s Rami Kashou’s Alleged Abbey Brawl: “Project Runway’s” Rami Kashou is claiming he was recently the victim of a bar brawl at West Hollywood’s The Abbey. According to TMZ, the Season 4 designer – known for his love of draping – was reportedly hit in the face with a beer bottle and punched by a fellow patron of the West Hollywood hotspot after he was verbally accosted about his stint on the reality show. Rami is now reportedly suing the alleged beer bottle basher and The Abbey for more than $25,000. Considering the cost of The Abbey’s drinks, we think he might want to up his lawsuit price just a bit.

Snooki Keeps It Rolling!: Despite being in the midst of a reported strike from “Jersey Shore” and a standoff with MTV over her contract, Snooki was spotted in New York on Sunday making sure fabulousness didn’t go on strike! We can’t help but love everything about this picture!

Renee Zellweger Hearts The New iPhone!: The new iPhone might be making headlines for all of its problems with dropped calls – but Roll Call spotted Renee Zellweger in West Hollywood on Saturday cooing over a friend’s new gadget while she enjoyed an iced tea. Reported boyfriend Bradley Cooper was nowhere to be found!