Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans
Spencer Pratt… Still A D-Bag: Spencer Pratt has tried to change his ways – getting into new age crystals, changing his name to a Native American one – but not surprisingly, he’s reverted back to his natural obnoxious state. “How is it possible to get breast implants and still not have breasts! - Kate H - get ur money back… I gotta guy who will hook you up!” Spencer Tweeted, referring to Kate Hudson’s recent reported breast augmentation. And the kind Tweets didn’t stop with just Kate, Spencer then wrote, “Snooki… ooooh snooki… I’m coming for you… shark fin in the water… watch out…,” and then posted a photo of a rotting pumpkin, writing, “SNOOKI everyone.” Hmm, sounds like someone is jealous of a real actress and a reality starlet who is actually fun to watch.
Is Snooki’s Ex A “Real World” Wannabe?: Speaking of the pintsized Princess of Poughkeepsie, TMZ claims to have discovered the reason behind Snooki’s recent breakup with Emilio Antonio – and another MTV show is reportedly to blame! According to a TMZ source, Snooki dropped Emilio after she found out that he had auditioned for an upcoming season of “The Real World.” When TMZ contacted Emilio, Snooki’s ex said, in a statement devoid of spell check, “All i kno is she was upset i tried out fornreal world nd left me a message sayin im single. Next i kno i wake up [Monday] morning and facebook says im single.” The Facebook breakup just replaced the Post-It note breakup as the worst way to get dumped!
David Archuleta Walks Into A Gay Bar…: Squeaky clean former “American Idol” runner-up David Archuleta went to a gay bar in New York City over the weekend – but he’d like 350,000 plus Twitter followers to know that he’s wasn’t there for the scenery. “Hey guys just wanted to clear something up real quick lol. Last night in New York I got invited to go and see my friend Charice perform…Mental note to self: always ask where before you go! Wasn’t my kind of place lol, and I had no clue! I guess you live and learn. The upside was that Charice was awesome, and she has an incredible voice… Can get crazy quick. NO worries all, I wouldn’t get into things like that intentionally haha. Hope you guys have a good Sunday! Hope that clears things up! Been seeing some of the tweets.. sheesh!” he wrote in a series of Tweets earlier this week. He then felt the need to clarify his original Tweets with even more Tweets. “I have friends who are gay, and they’re great people. Whether they’re gay or not doesn’t change how I think of them… I have nothing against anyone, I’m sorry if that’s how it came across. I’m just not into the partying scene lol.” David – breathe! Some of our favorite (straightest) stars hang out at gay bars all the time – and whom exactly do you think makes up a good portion of your fan base?
J.Lo’s Glow – Good Enough To Drink!: Jennifer Lopez stopped by “The Late Show with David Letterman” on Monday and found out exactly what her perfume, Glow, tastes like – see Dave and J.Lo enjoying a spritz of the spray, HERE!