ROLL CALL: The ‘New Moon’ Nude Scene!

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

‘New Moon’ Goes Nude: In news that could cause “Twilight” fans to explode with excitement like a wooden stake through the chest of a vampire, “New Moon” is getting a nude scene – but no, it’s not Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner. “We just all sit there, completely naked, for one scene,” “New Moon” actor Jamie Campbell Bower, who plays a member of the evil Volturi vampire clan, told MTV News. “Yeah, it’s me, Michael Sheen and Christopher [Heyerdahl]; we just sit there, naked.” Jamie said the scene was just added to the movie – breathe Twi-hards, breathe.

Taylor Momsen Rocks Her Sweet 16: “Gossip Girl” star Taylor Momsen recently celebrated her Sweet 16 at Hiro Ballroom in New York City, but the CW youngster couldn’t drink like her co-stars Ed Westwick, Jessica Szohr, Matthew Settle and Chace Crawford, who reportedly toasted Taylor with multiple rounds of tequila and beer, The New York Daily New’s Gatecrasher reported. Instead of throwing a few back, Taylor threw down on stage performing with her band, Pretty Reckless. Only five more years to go Taylor!

‘9 to 5’ – Not Making Much Of A Living: Oh Dolly, we were rooting for your first musical venture to turn into the next “Cats,” but sadly Parton’s “9 to 5” will close on September 6. According to Variety, mixed reviews, not much love from the Tony Awards and slumping box office numbers are to blame. But fear not Dolly dolls and dudes, a touring version of the musical is in the works and will start its run in Nashville in 2010.

Heidi & Spencer – Say It Ain’t So!: Hey Heidi and Spencer, please let this be just another one of your many photo ops and not foreshadowing of actual events to come – XOXO, Roll Call!