ROLL CALL: The Solid Gold Kate Moss Revealed!

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Solid Gold Kate Moss: Kate Moss may have had some troubles in the past, but the supermodel is all golden — literally! British artist Marc Quinn revealed the entire solid gold statue of Kate, titled, “Siren,” which is worth $18 million, People reports. The statue will appear at the Statuephilia exhibition, opening Friday at London’s British Museum. We’re assuming there’s a no touching rule in effect?

Ryan Lochte Prefers To Swim In The Single Lane: Speaking of gold, two-time gold medal Olympic swimmer (and two bronzes, too) Ryan Lochte told People he’s not looking for love anytime soon. “Having a girlfriend right now would be out of the question,” the athlete told People at the U.N. Global Leadership Awards Gala in New York Wednesday. “I would like to settle down and have a family. But I’m only 24. Definitely not any time soon!” And when he does decide to settle down? “I’m all about having fun… [I want] a girl who can make me laugh.” No word if solid gold Kate has a good sense of humor, but they would sure look cute together — or at least, match!

Rosie’s Primetime Night: Live from New York — the night before you gorge yourself on turkey, stuffing and football — it’s “Rosie’s Variety Show,” on NBC. Rosie, who is hoping for TV ratings gold, will return to television in an hour-long show that will include celeb guests, musical acts, comedy — plus, a contest both for the audience at home and Rosie’s in-studio guests, according to Variety. Plus, it’s live — so anything could happen! A visit from Tom Cruise? Crafts with Martha? A friendly chat with Elisabeth? We can’t wait!

Jay-Z Wants A Family “Some Day”: Gold record rapper Jay-Z sees a family in his future. “Most people, I guess, dream of having a family some day, so I’m just a regular American boy,” the rapper told Us Weekly at the U.N. Global Leadership Awards Gala in NYC on Wednesday. We wonder whom he might start a family with? Maybe a certain R&B superstar who he is often seen with but has never officially said he married… but we’re just guessing!