ROLL CALL: Tila Tequila On Ellen & Portia Getting Married

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Tila On Ellen & Portia: Tila Tequila, MTV’s resident bisexual reality star, couldn’t be happier about Ellen and Portia walking down the aisle. “I thought it was awesome,” she told Us Weekly at the “Hot In Hollywood” event on Saturday in Los Angeles. “I was really excited when I heard about it, and the fact that they are openly out there… they look so happy together.” No word what Tila might be sending the happy couple – let’s hope it’s not the DVD box set of “A Shot A Love: With Tila Tequila,” Season 1.

Daniel Radcliffe’s Brain Disorder: “Harry Potter” star Daniel Radcliffe is speaking out about his mild form of dyspraxia, a brain disorder that can impair the organization of movement. His rep tells London’s Daily Telegraph that Daniel’s “condition is very mild and at worst manifests itself in an inability to tie his shoe laces and bad handwriting.” The actor wishes fashion would help out when it comes to his disorder. “I sometimes think, ‘Why, oh why, has Velcro not taken off?’” he told Vogue. The disorder sure hasn’t affected his wand skills.

“Dancing With the Stars” Van Vandalized: “Dancing With the Stars” alums Derek Hough, Kristi Yamaguchi and Mark Ballas went to Roseville, Minnesota for a benefit, but ended up being the ones who needed help after their van was vandalized, according to local station KSTP-TV. The thieves reportedly made off with passports, photos, music, and electronic gear. No word if they left the sparkly dancing outfits behind or not.

Celebs Spotted: Access Hollywood spotted “Heroes” star Kristin Bell and actor Dax Shepard kissing in the concession line of Hollywood’s celeb-frequented Arclight Cinemas, Sunday. The couple took in a screening of “Tropic Thunder,” which they apparently really enjoyed. Dax’s distinctive laugh was heard throughout the movie, especially when Tom Cruise was onscreen. Kristin was apparently laughing on the inside.