ROLL CALL: Victoria Beckham Not A Fan Of The Pushed-Up Posh

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Victoria Beckham Not A Fan Of The Pushed-Up Posh: Now that Victoria Beckham is a fashion designer, she says she has learned from her past fashion mistakes – especially the pushed-up ones. “I know how a dress should sit. I’ve worn so many in the past and when I see the photographs I think, crikey, my boobs are up round my neck again, because the corsets are too short and not cut high enough,” Victoria told Britain’s The Daily Mail. We’re glad she noticed, we didn’t want to be the one to have to say something.

Jessica Biel Likes Her JT In A Box: Wondering what to get Jessica Biel for Christmas? Unless it’s Justin Timberlake all wrapped up, don’t bother. Jessica told British GQ in their January issue that her relationship with Justin is “one sparkly present,” and, “I don’t want to open it in front of strangers.” Sounds like Jessica has a new “SNL” digital short viral hit under her tree.

Jen & Gerard Go Hunting: Speaking of presents, Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler will give audiences a treat when they team up for a new movie about a bounty hunter hired to tracked down his ex-wife, according to Variety. We’re guessing this will have a happy ending after a series of cat and mouse high jinks and a slew “I can’t believe I was married to you,” jokes.

Fran For Senate: Now that Hillary Clinton has a new gig in Obama’s cabinet as Secretary of State, New York is in need of a new senator – so, what about a former television nanny? Actress Fran Drescher told People she’s up for the job saying, “I’m a New Yorker. It’s a part of the fabric of my being…it just seems natural to me to throw my hat in the ring.” If Arnold Schwarzenegger can become a governor, then why can’t Fran work in the Senate? We’d love to hear that laugh on the Senate floor.