ROLL CALL: Vin Diesel Says He’s Too Ripped To Have Played Ferris Bueller

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

He Said What?: As much as we’ve always dreamed of Vin Diesel saying the classic “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” line, “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it,” it appears the “Fast & Furious 6” star thinks his bulging muscles would have stopped him from nabbing the role. “Being a physical presence will rule you out of a lot of roles. I couldn’t have done ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’ with that physical presence,” the actor told Men’s Fitness. “But I like it as part of me; it’s part of what I represent, and I think if Humphrey Bogart were around today he’d be a lot bigger.” He also shared his thoughts on whether male or female celebrities are more pressured to stay in shape, telling the mag, “Hollywood is more concerned about its male actors being in shape than its female actors.”

Just Another Day Being Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man!: Andrew Garfield took some time out from shooting his “Amazing Spider-Man” sequel to make two kid’s day that much more awesome! Check out the actor (in his full Spider-Man outfit) playing hoops with two kids!

Speaking Of Superheroes: How much do we love the new “Man of Steel” trailer that was just released?!?! Check out the new spot for one of summer’s hottest movies.

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Rihanna Flashes Booty & Then It Disappears!: Rihanna showed off her backside in a thong on Instagram early Wednesday morning, but then deleted the bootylicious photo. Luckily, it has been preserved on the intrawebs for all to enjoy!

— Jesse Spero