ROLL CALL: Wedding Bell Rumors For Mary-Kate Olsen?

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

A Walk Down The Aisle For Mary-Kate?: Mary-Kate Olsen has been the subject of recent tabloid fodder suggesting that she’s headed down the aisle with boyfriend Nate Lowman – but her rep told People not to believe the checkout line hype “Even though this information continues to be reported as ‘fact,’ the stories regarding Mary-Kate being engaged are not in any way accurate,” the rep told the mag. Good, because it’s also a fact that we still can’t tell the Olsen twins apart and wouldn’t want to get a gift for the wrong one!

Levi Will Unbutton Completely: The Levi Johnston nude watch updates keep rolling in! Finally, Levi’s manager, Tank Jones, confirms what Sarah Palin has been dreading! “Everything’s gonna hang out. We’re talking full johnson,” Tank told TMZ of Levi’s upcoming Playgirl spread. And where will the Levi goods be strewn about? Playgirl told TMZ, “We’re working on some athletic scene stuff for Levi, gyms, rinks – that sort of thing.” Lil’ FYI Playgirl, we don’t think people will be looking at the rink.

Chris Brown & A “Bad Girl”: Chris Brown has already dated the “Good Girl Gone Bad” (Rihanna) – and now he’s reportedly spending time with an official “Bad Girl.” According to TMZ, the hard laboring singer has been spotted with Natalie Nunn, a contestant on the next season of Oxygen’s “The Bad Girls Club” – the trashy show about women who like to yell at their roommates while drunk (and the highest-rated show in the cable network’s history). The duo has reportedly hung out multiple times in the last few weeks and even went to a roller-skating party together on October 16. We wish the happy couple years (or should we say months? Maybe weeks?) of happiness together!

Padme & Padma Get Saucy: Natalie Portman guest judged on Wednesday’s “Top Chef” – and things got a little hot at the dinner table. In what might be a “Top Chef” first, dinner conversation topics included multiple sexual innuendos and jokes about drugs. See Natalie gets spicy on “Top Chef.” HERE!