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Paris & Doug Talk Wedding Plans: Is Paris Hilton finally settling down with “Hills” bro Doug Reinhardt? “When it happens, it happens,” Doug told People about their possible engagement. “We’ve talked about it and we’re having fun right now.” When we see Paris in a wedding gown holding an official marriage certificate, we’ll believe it!

Paris Slams ‘The Hills,’ Pratt Wants An Apology: In more Paris news, after the heiress slammed her boyfriend’s show, “The Hills,” telling Us Weekly, “The show is, like, so lame and fake,” fellow reality starlet Stephanie Pratt wants an apology. “Doug’s not even on the show, so I don’t even understand that,” Stephanie told MTV News. “And in real life he is friends with those boys, so it’s not fake. I would never call her show dumb, so I think she should apologize.” Stephanie, we’d like a Pratt family apology for bringing Spencer into the world.

Congrats To David Hyde Pierce & Husband: On Thursday’s “The View,” Frasier’s David Hyde Pierce revealed he got married to his partner of 25 years.” “Brian and I always kept a low profile. We didn’t hide our lives,” he told ladies of daytime talk. “We got married very quietly last Oct. 24 and thought that was fine, and then suddenly the state of California said, ‘No, it’s not.’ What we thought was sort of a private, personal decision turned out not to be.”

Spock Boldly Goes Into The Milky Way: And finally, “Star Trek” star Zachary Quinto has cropped up in an interesting and quite messy video posted on YouTube. The Spock actor is seen being doused with milk in a video shot by Tyler Shields. Enjoy odd lactose-laden spectacle, HERE!