ROLL CALL: Whitney On Her Wobbly Voice: ‘She’s Getting A Little Temperamental’

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The Whitney Comeback Continues To Miss Notes… And Lyrics: Whitney Houston’s comeback tour is beyond hard to watch at this point. The singer reportedly had yet another difficult night while performing in London at The O2 Arena on Sunday to a sold out house. According to USA Today, hundreds of people walked out of the show, where the singer reportedly missed multiple lines in multiple songs, panted excessively while performing and randomly paused during the two-hour show. Whit addressed the bizarre performance, saying of her voice, “She don’t want to come, my soprano friend… Sometimes the old girl sings, but not tonight…I want to do it, but she doesn’t want to… She’s getting a little… temperamental, even.” The singer reportedly blamed the air conditioning in the arena… sure. Whit, it’s totally the air conditioner’s fault. See the Whit’s London “tubewreck,” HERE

Snooki Takes Another Hit To The Face!: “Jersey Shore’s” Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi continued her reality hijinks over the weekend while filming the second season of her hit reality show in Miami. Snook got into a scuffle with an unidentified man at a bar and ended up slapping him and throwing food and a drink at him. The guy retaliated by dumping his drink on the pint-sized Princess of Poughkeepsie. Radar Online has a sneak of all the drink-flying drama that’s coming in the next season of “Jersey Shore,” HERE!

Jon Gosselin Allegedly Threatens To Pop A Cap In A Pap: Jon Gosselin is apparently one grumpy out-of-work former reality star. Jon, who arguably owes the extension of his 15 minutes of fame to the paparazzi, reportedly threatened to take down a snapper over the weekend, Radar Online reported. “If a photographer comes onto my property, I have the right to shoot him!” he allegedly told an aggressive photographer over the weekend. Just another day of being a model dad!

Kristin Cavallari Tries To Outdo Heidi: Kristin Cavallari showed up at Liquid Pool at CityCenter in Las Vegas over the weekend and showed the world that Heidi Montag isn’t the only “The Hills” starlet who knows how to rock a bikini while in Sin City. We’re guessing Kristin’s bikini bod still allows her the ability to jog! See Kristin’s skimpy suit, HERE!