Rosie O’Donnell has had heated confrontations with everyone from Donald Trump to Elisabeth Hasselbeck, but it was a biker in Florida who got the former “View” co-host riled up this weekend.
In a posting on her official blog on Saturday, Rosie described an encounter she had while vacationing with her partner, Kelli Carpenter, in “the very gay” city of South Beach.
She and Kelli were in their RT Crusier, about to head home after finishing eating, “when along came a bald screaming infuriated man,” she wrote, adding, “its always a man, i tell ya.”
In her customary poetic writing style, O’Donnell explains that she had been standing next to the man’s “hog” as Kelli backed out of their parking space, so as not to hit it.
“i ride,” she noted, before continuing with the story:.
“as i buckled my belt / he ran towards r car / angry / MY MOTORCYCLE BLAH BLAH !!!
Her response, she wrote, was chill dude - we didnt touch it.
But then things apparently took an ugly turn.
She wrote, “he got madder / pupils big - snorting like a dragon / F***ING LESBIANS / he screamed,” adding, “the trump card / always.”
At this, Rosie wrote of the expectation that she and Kelli should “cower,” feeling “not good enough” or “unworthy.” But she was not about to back down to “mr bald muscle man with a pimped out hog.”
Instead, the loud, proud O’Donnell wrote that she stood up in the front seat, put her hands over her head, and yelled with a smile:
“CORRECT SIR - F***ING LESBIAN!!!”
And the man? according to Rosie, he “stormed back to his table right there in the lincoln mall.”
Despite the unfortunate incident with the biker, Rosie wasn’t going to end her vacation on a sour note.
“sun is setting / it is beautiful here in miami / dolphins and dreams,” she wrote.