The Dish: Top Ten TV Quotes Of The Week (Sept. 26)

# 10 — “It’s a mistake to bet against America. Everybody who has bet against America for the last two hundred years has lost money.”
— CBS’s “The Late Show With David Letterman”

Former President Bill Clinton tells David Letterman whether or not it’s a good time to be President.

# 9 — “It’s not sweet. It’s like a disease. I slept with Robin one time and I caught feelings. I caught feelings bad. I used protection and everything!”
— CBS’s “How I Met Your Mother”

Barney admitting to Lily that he has fallen in love with Robin.

# 8 — “Google revenge and you get Blair Waldorf dot.com.”
— CW’s “Gossip Girl”

Dan to Vanessa when he suggests she show Blair the photos she snapped of the Duchess making out with her stepson Lord Marcus.

# 7 — “I came to a fat loss show and gained three pounds. Would you be mad if you went to like a makeover show and they made you uglier?”
— NBC’s “The Biggest Loser”

Grey team member LT on his disappointment at having gained three pounds during his second week on the ranch, which led to the grey team being voted off.

# 6 — “Are you kidding? You drink. You gamble. You have different women here practically every night. You’re the best role model a guy could want. Yeah, they should put your face on money.”
— CBS’s “Two And A Half Men”

Jake on whether or not his Uncle Charlie is a good role model.

# 5 — “Dangerous. Tacky. Sharks. Haunted. No.”
— NBC’s “The Office”

Angela’s reaction to Andy after he explains that he has made four non refundable deposits at four different wedding locales for them – A hot air balloon over Napa Valley, the world famous Epcot Center, a scuba diving wedding in the Bahamas and Wilkes Barre Marriott Ballroom C.

# 4 — “You were floating about there with the imposing presence of Battleship Geriatrica!”
— ABC’s “Dancing with the Stars”

Judge Bruno Tonioli critiquing Cloris Leachman’s performance of the Fox Trot.

# 3 — “At this point I had planned on doing a few more jokes, but Katherine Heigl told me she didn’t think my material was Emmy worthy.”
— ABC’s “2008 Primetime Emmy Awards”

Conan O’Brien while presenting an award making light of the fact that the “Grey’s Anatomy” star took herself out of Emmy consideration this year.

# 2 — “She’s never seen Star Wars!?”
— CBS’s “How I Met Your Mother”

Marshall voicing his utter horror to Ted that his new fiancé Stella has never seen their all time favorite movie and therefore cannot marry her.

# 1 — “Get up!”
— ABC’s “2008 Primetime Emmy Awards”

An annoyed Kathy Griffin yelling at a packed house at the Nokia Theater to give a standing ovation to comic legend Don Rickles.

Thank you to staffers Matt Smith and Eugene Monzon for their help this week

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