Who Will Be The Best One Direction Uncle To Louis Tomlinson’s Baby?

Now that there’s a One Direction baby on the way, it’s time to figure out who will be the best uncle to Louis Tomlinson’s and Briana Jungwirth’s baby!

Access Hollywood ranks the 1D guys on their abilities as a future uncle to LTFB (Louis Tomlinson’s future baby), based mostly on watching their music videos and taking numerous “Which Member of One Direction Should You Date” online quizzes.

Here are our not-so-scientific results:

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1. Harry Styles: As 1D’s resident adventurer and style guru, Harry will pass on fashion knowledge, that just-woken, effortless hair care regimen and a care-free approach to life – not to mention having plenty of (hopefully positive) influences from the numerous females in and out of Harry’s life!

* First gift Harry will give LTFB: Baby’s first extensive set of hair care products

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2. Niall Horan: In addition to teaching LTFB how to be beyond adorable, Niall will instill a love of sports and athleticism and possibly inspire LTFB to learn how to play a musical instrument.

* First gift Niall will give LTFB: A tiny baby-sized guitar

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3. Liam Payne: As the more upstanding, family-values guy in 1D, we’re sure that Liam will be a good moral compass for LTFB, especially when it comes to always seeing uncle Liam in a long-term relationship.

* First gift Liam will give LTFB: It has to be something Batman related – so we’re guessing a Batman onesie

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4. Zayn Malik: We’re a little unsure how involved Zayn will be in LTFB’s life, as he’s known to bolt at a moment’s notice, but we’re predicting he’ll be the fun, sees-you-once-a-year, takes you to Disneyland sort of uncle.

* First gift Zayn will give LTFB: An advanced copy of his upcoming rap album

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— Jesse Spero