ROLL CALL: RPattz’s Secrets To Sexiness – Being Pale & Scrawny

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Robert Pattinson attends ‘The Twilight Saga: New Moon’ photocall at Villa Magna Hotel on November 12, 2009 in Madrid, Spain
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A fresh-faced Britney Spears waves to the cameras in Perth, Australia, on November 5, 2009
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Victoria Beckham catches the Los Angeles Lakers game against the Dallas Mavericks in LA on October 30, 2009
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Madonna appears in the press room at the MTV Video Music Awards in New York City on September 13, 2009
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Wynonna Judd and Naomi Judd of The Judds arrive at the 43rd Annual CMA Awards at the Sommet Center on November 11, 2009 in Nashville, Tennessee
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‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ star Kim Zolciak arrives at The Music Box at the Fonda Hollywood on October 13, 2009 in Los Angeles

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FIRST PUBLISHED: November 12, 2009 3:15 PM EST
LAST UPDATED: November 12, 2009 3:47 PM EST

By Jesse Spero

LOS ANGELES, Calif. --

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

RPattz’s Secrets To Sexiness: Pale & Scrawny: Want to score with the ladies RPattz-style? Quit going to the gym and avoid the sun! Taylor Lautner might have the girls (and gays) panting with his werewolf muscles, but according to his co-star Robert Pattinson – the secret to sexiness is all about being scrawny and pale. “The paler you are, the better you do with women,” Robert told People. “Becoming essentially a sex symbol, being English, you realize you can break a bunch of molds that I don’t think many people realize you can – you don’t need to go to the gym or anything!” Well, it certainly got Kristen Stewart to hold his hand.

Brit’s Twitter Hacked: Britney Spears’ Twitter account was hacked early on Thursday morning. “I give myself to Lucifer every day for it to arrive as quickly as possible. Glory to Satan!” the hacker posted on Brit’s Twitter account. “I hope that the new world order will arrive as soon as possible!” Luckily, the real Team Brit corrected the problem and said, “Britney’s twitter account was just hacked. The situation has been resolved and we apologize for any offense the hacker’s messages caused.” We’ve loved all versions of Brit over the years, but we’re not ready for Satan Brit.

Posh & Madge Sharing Frocks: Posh is on top of the world according to British Harper’s Bazaar, because a dress of hers worn by Madonna might have helped the singer snag her current man-cessory, Jesus Luz. “We must be the same size, because it fitted the same,” Posh told the mag, referring to a dress Madonna wore during her racy W magazine shoot where she first met the Brazilian model. “My dress has never seen so much action. I was really quite pleased for it.” We’re assuming Posh meant the action during the photo shoot and not action the dress saw when it may, or may not, have been crumpled in a ball on the floor of Madonna’s hotel room.

Why Why Wynonna!?!?: It looks like “Real Housewives of Atlanta” star Kim Zolciak found her first customer for her wig line! XOXO – Roll Call!

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