By Jesse Spero

LOS ANGELES, Calif. --

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Jen Vs. ‘Brenee’?: Hollywood has a supposed new love triangle in the form of Jennifer Aniston, Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper – at least according to Us Weekly. The mag claims that Jen, “wanted to turn her date with Cooper into something…she honestly feels screwed over,” according to an alleged “pal” of the actress. The so-called friend of the actress goes on to claim that Jen, “doesn’t see what Renee has that she doesn’t.” Well, an Oscar for starters, but we’re not buying this story just yet. We’d like to meet this “pal” of Jen’s who later said, “She’s used to being single and in work mode, and she’s used to rejection.” Obviously this “pal” is Jen’s…best…friend…EVER!

Is Speidi A Beauty Pageant A Nightmare?: Heidi and Spencer Pratt causing drama – yeah, and? According to the New York Post’s Page Six, a pageant insider is claiming that the reality duo is stirring up trouble at the Miss Universe Pageant at the Atlantis Paradise Island resort in the Bahamas even before the festivities have kicked off. “They’re a complete nightmare. Heidi has missed many rehearsals,” the Page Six source claimed. “Spencer tried to demand that the hotel pay him to lay by the pool.” A rep for Heidi denied the claims, saying, “It’s absolutely untrue. She’s been rehearsing in LA five days a week for the show, and Spencer hasn’t spoken with the Atlantis.” If these reports are true, then we have to say, “Told ya so!” Did no one see “I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here!” this summer? They’re not exactly low maintenance.

If A ‘Housewife’ Single Drops – Is Anyone Around To Hear It?: In news many “Real Housewives of Atlanta” fans thought might never happen, a song by Kim Zolciak has dropped. Her – dare we say – “jam” is titled, “Tardy for the Party.” One thing is for sure, Kim was certainly not tardy for her hours and hours of time locked in the studio – with what we’re imaging – was a team of sound engineers pushing their Pro Tools software to the limit! Oh Kim, we love you for trying!

Love The Reptile Love: Hey Courtney, your stuffed turtle is beyond fierce! We completely expect reptile taxidermy to be all the rage this fall at NYC’s Fashion Week. We can already picture Lady GaGa sporting a boa constrictor boa or Sarah Jessica Parker rocking a gecko pendant on a chunky gold chain – all without the slightest bit of irony! Thank you for setting trends once again, XOXO- Roll Call!

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