Dish of Salt: Top Ten TV Quotes '30 Rock' Edition
In honor of the return of “30 Rock” tonight, I’ve chosen my favorite quotes from the Season Three season premiere. Sure it hasn’t aired yet, but if you’re like me and can’t wait until tonight, then you can watch it right now on Hulu.com! It’s no surprise the top three best lines in the show all come from recurring guest star Will Arnett.
#10 — “Infertility or other?”
Adoption case worker Bev asking Liz Lemon why she has chosen to adopt.
#9 — “Well I first met Liz in 1993, she was fresh out of college and I had just broken up with O.J. Simpson. And can I just say something. Total gentleman.”
A clueless Jenna Maroney to the adoption case worker.
#8 — “Is it so wrong that I just want to have one of these to grow up and resent me?”
Liz holding a fake baby in the green room which she had turned into a nursery.
#7 — “You heard what the lady said, we are taking our mulligan. Let’s make this one count.”
Jack to Kenneth and Pete after Bev’s memory gets wiped out and Liz proclaims of her disastrous day with Bev, “I get a do over!”
#6 — “Have you ever been sexually harrased? Of course not.”
Jack Donaghy to Liz after he explains that new CEO Kathy Geiss has been trying to manhandle him.
#5 — “How far would I have to let her go to get my old job back? Are we talking over the shirt frontsies, backsies or would I really have to give her my gift?”
Jack asking Liz how low he will have to sink in order to get his job back.
#4 — “That’s the lip gloss she put on me so I could be her fancy boy.”
Jack to Liz in the elevator when she tells him he smells like strawberries.
#3 — “Well you know what they say about rumors Jack. They make a ru out of mor and s.”
Devon Banks to Jack after Jack implies there are rumors Devon will be fired.
#2 — “If there’s one thing I’ve learned from you Jack, it’s keep your friends close and your enemies so close that you are almost kissing.”
Devon to Jack after he offers him a job in the mailroom.
#1 — “It’s just G now Jack. I sold the E to Samsung. They are now Samesung”
Devon explaining to Jack that he sold the E in GE to Samsung and plans to sell off the whole company.
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