By Laura Saltman

Los Angeles, Calif. --

#10 — ”It’s the most romantic season ever.”

-- ABC’s “The Bachelor”

The first of many annoying “most ever” assertions by host Chris Harrison heard every single season on the show (but never really true).

#9 — “Oh, its a cross between beautiful and gross. I want to cry and vomit!”

-- NBC’s Kath and Kim

Craig Baker (Mikey Day) on witnessing the miracle of puppy birth.

#8 — “I would like to say I miss you French fries. I miss you so much. I’m sorry! It’s over between us.”

-- Lifetime’s “Diet Tribe”

Contestant Megan Stewart to the cameras about the new diet regime she is following.

#7 — “That doctor — he needs his head examined that’s what he needs to do.”

-- ABC’s “True Beauty”

Eliminated contestant Hadiyah’s reaction to receiving the lowest “beauty score” from a plastic surgeon of the ten contestants.

#6 — “Are you OK? Cause that sounds kind of whacked.”

-- ABC’s “Grey’s Anatomy”

Alex Karev (Justin Chambers) to Izzie Stevens (Katherine Heigl) when she admits to him she has been seeing the ghost of her dead fiancé Denny (Jeffrey Dean Morgan).

#5 — “I now pronounce you man and wife. Amy and Ben Boykewich.”

-- ABC Family’s “The Secret Life Of The American Teenager”

A justice of the peace to 15-year-old sweethearts Amy Juergens and Ben Boykewich who actually go through with getting married using fake IDs. Amy is pregnant with another schoolmate’s child.

#4 — “Thank you for telling me what I already know. You should work for The Huffington Post.”

-- NBC’s “30 Rock”

Jack Donaghy to his mother’s new nurse Elisa (guest star Salma Hayek) after she examines his testicle and then tells him he should go see a doctor.

#3 – “I got to be honest I really didn’t know that there was this many black people in Beverly Hills.”

-- CW’s “90210”

Dixon Wilson to classmate Christina at a Gospel Brunch thrown by her father.

#2 — “I do not think that you should be allowed to breed.”

-- MTV’s “Rock of Love Charm School Reunion”

Sharon Osbourne just seconds before she threw a drink on bikini-clad contestant Megan Hauserman. Megan filed a police report after the special taped in December, claiming Sharon had grabbed her hair, scratched her, and pulled out part of her weave.

#1 — “McConaughey is not a syndrome. He is, however, one of our finest working actors. I recently learned how I can lose him in ten days.”

-- ABC’s “Scrubs”

JD (Zach Braff) during rounds with his new group of interns at Sacred Heart Hospital.

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