Mystery’s Wannabes & ANY Girl They Encounter (“The Pick Up Artist”) — You can’t talk about awkward encounters without mentioning VH1’s “The Pickup Artist.” Watching these hopeless machismo-seeking guys make move-after-move-after-unsuccessful-painstaking-move is just bad — yet it’s such good TV. Anytime you’re taking advice from a dude named “Matador,” you might as well just cut your losses and go home. Those poor guys. Those poor girls.