Lindsay Lohan: MySpace Will Be First To Know About Split From Samantha

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson at Saks' 'Key To The Cure' Launch Party Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson at Saks' 'Key To The Cure' Launch Party

Lindsay Lohan took to her Celebrity MySpace blog Monday to sound off about rumors that she had split with girlfriend Samantha Ronson.

“today i was out with my friend Jamie and paparazzi wouldn’t stop asking me where samantha was,” Lindsay wrote in her usual style of writing that ignores most punctuation and rules of grammar. “and i’m not writing this blog because i feel like i need to prove that i’m with my girl to anyone at all. but because it’s just annoying. and i want to vent.”

“and i love myspace because it allows me to vent without having to deal with the noise of the ‘tabloids’ and ‘stalkerazzi’s’” she continued.

In fact, the actress loves the social networking Web site so much, that she said it would be the first place she would announce a split from her celebrity DJ girlfriend, if it were to ever happen.

“all in all-they should just stop asking altogether, once and for all if she and i are broken up because frankly, if we ever ever did…. i would say it before they could even think of asking. i’d say it here probably… i say everything here on myspace.”

Lindsay goes on to say that she hopes the publications and gossip blogs perpetuating the rumors are reading her blog in order to get the story straight.

“okay. well, i hope that all the gossip magazines and sites, and lurkers read this cuz it’s not true,” the actress wrote. “ahh! i love myspace because i can just write, and i love writing, and i can prove all the liars wrong.”

“wow- the people that make s*** up must really feel silly, embarrassed, out of stories, s******, f*****, punk’d, and so much more. because, i can use myspace and just let everyone know what’s really going on,” Lindsay added. “which is so much more fun! cuz now, people can get to know the REAL me. yay!”

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