ROLL CALL: Rep: No ‘Survivor’ Or ‘Amazing Race’ For Jon Gosselin

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Jon Gosselin smiles while hosting a pool party at Wet Republic at the MGMG Grand in Las Vegas on August 29, 2009
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Kristen Bell keeps it classy in all black at the premiere of ‘Couples Retreat’ in Sydney, Australia on October 1, 2009
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Kate Hudson looks on from the stands during Game One of the ALDS between the Minnesota Twins and the New York Yankees during the 2009 MLB Playoffs at Yankee Stadium on October 7, 2009
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Lourdes Leon, Madonna and David Banda leave the Kabbalah Center wearing a Barack Obama t-shirt

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FIRST PUBLISHED: October 23, 2009 2:07 PM EDT
LAST UPDATED: October 23, 2009 2:30 PM EDT

By Jesse Spero

LOS ANGELES, Calif. --

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Octo-Dad Not Eating Bugs For Big Bucks: As much as we’d love to see Jon Gosselin be forced to eat bugs in the jungle or attempt to race around the globe with Hailey Glassman in tow, a rep for the Octo-dad told Access Hollywood reports of an appearance on celebrity themed editions of CBS’s “Survivor” or “Amazing Race” are not true. “100% not true,” his rep told Access “Jon is focused on his family, divorce and [his] lawsuit. He is preparing for a public service announcement but not any reality TV whatsoever.” Well, we’d still like to say, “Jon, the tribe has spoken,” and send him packing into obscurity.

Kristen Bell Is All Chaffed!: Could someone please get poor Kristen Bell some powder! “I’ve started dance rehearsals and my neck is sore and my inner thighs are so sore,” the actress told E! Online’s Marc Malkin On Thursday. Thankfully, she’s not headed to some sort celebrity dance competition series (she’s actually still a celeb!) Kristen is prepping for “Burlesque,” where she’ll shake her grove thing alongside, Christina Aguilera, Cher, Cam Gigandet, Julianne Hough and Stanley Tucci.

Is A-Rod Going ‘Ommm’ For Kate?: It appears things are getting quite serious with A-Rod and Kate Hudson – serious like Buddha! According to the New York Daily News’ Gatecrasher, the baseball great is considering going Buddhist for his new lady. “It’s an important part of her life,” a Gatecrasher source claimed. “And it seems like Alex really just wants to make her happy.” As long as it gets the balls over the outfield fence, we don’t think any Yankees fans will mind one bit. Hey, and it didn’t hurt when he went all Kabbalah for Madonna!

Lourdes Bares Her Fangs: Looks like we know which team Lourdes Leon will be on when the vampire/werewolf war goes down! No word if Madonna is Team Edward too… or Team Jacob!

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